wetmyplants:

scariest feeling in the world:

when you hear a bug

but don’t see it

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#lake nona percussion
#university classic
#abs

apon this day my gf was done with my shit but look Im hilding trophy!! Percussion trophy!

Like brittle pieces of broken shells barely put together by sleep, there was nothing to fill her out, nothing to hold her together.

puppybrateren:

Pichu got her own Levi-cosplay.

mercutio: i can see what's happening
benvolio: what?
mercutio: and they don't have a clue!
benvolio: stop
mercutio: they'll fall in love and here's the bottom line -- our trio's down to two
benvolio: people are dying

cassjaytuck:

what if you started making car alarm noises when people you didn’t like touched you

bootycaller:

who wants to give up on society and go live in a treehouse with me

oboebandgeek99:

heckacute:

If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

Why the fuck would I do that

dulect:

teacher: I’m really disappointed that you failed the test

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Happiness is like a butterfly which, when pursued, is always beyond our grasp, but, if you will sit down quietly, may alight upon you.

do-not-touch-my-food:

Canadian Poutine

literaryghoul:

unless your teachers are abusive assholes there is no fucking reason to disrespect them

they are literally trying their hardest to get you an education

teachers have every right to complain about rude students or the amount of papers they have to grade because their salary is low as shit

oh wow, your math teacher yelled at you because you were ignoring the lesson and talking to your friend

i wonder why

jesus christ teachers have it hard enough dont be an asshole