if u were dating a FBI agent and you dumped him.
he would be ur fed ex
I hope the NSA people scanning my blog got a chuckle out of that
you know why they make jokes about chuck norris and not bruce lee? because bruce lee ain’t no joke..
two fingers yo
I don’t know why this made me laugh so hard hahahah
I did this once and all it said was, “Tom Felton was about to kiss me you fucker”